So, I bring a bag of doggie treats to my daughter last week for my granddog. After adding 2 Little boys to her family, Floyd, the doggie, doesn’t get as much attention as he used to BC (before kids).
Me: “Here honey, I brought these for Floyd.”
Daughter: ” Thanks Mom, but are you SURE they’re organic?”
Me: “My dear, for goodness sakes, Floyd eats the kids diapers!”
Daughter: “Yes, but the kids eat organic!”